Perdy our Warrior

The most shocking update is that our sweet beautiful perdy was attacked again by the evil dog Lucy. And come to think of it, I’m going to try to do some spy photography and take a photo to show you how she looks like.

I wonder if I’m a big psychic (that’s psychic not psycho) because in that morning that perdy was attacked, I felt like something was going to happen. The normal routine, is for Mommy to come to wake me up at 8:00, then I’ll ask to sleep another 20mins. I’ll wake up get ready for work, and perdy will sleep some more. When I’m just about to go downstairs, perdy will wake up, and I’ll play with her a bit, help her scratch her face and belly, then we’ll go downstairs.

So the morning perdy was hurt, she woke up before me (woken up by barking outside) and asked me to let her out (I trained her well, she must give me paw before I get out of bed for her) and while I was brushing my teeth I heard crazy barking, and I thought to myself, “wow some dog just died.” Then as I’m walking downstairs I hear the maid frantically crying, and I look at perdy and she is sitting there smiling at all of us but she is super dirty and looks like she’s been through a war.

Apparently the maid was walking perdy by our neighbour’s house when THEIR maid open the gate (to let their car come in) and Lucy dashed towards perdy. Perdy is one feisty 70 year old lady, she tried to fight back but was soon on her back and Lucy bit her all over! (but she wasn’t dripping in blood)

We went to the doctor, and the nurse said they will have to shave some of perdy’s fur. Huh?? (that’s what I thought.) Then when the nurse shaved perdy’s injuries, I almost fainted. VAMPIRE MARKS!!!! No wait, more accurate…FANG MARKS!!! Lucy could had really killed perdy if she only targeted perdy’s neck.

In total, perdy got 6 surgical staples, and 2 huge needle injections. She didn’t even blink when they were fixing her up, just looking at me smiling. What a warrior.

Battle wounds:
1 fang mark on her right collar (1 staple)
1 fang mark on her front right thigh (2 staples)
1 fang mark on her back left thigh (1 staples)
1 fang mark on her left lower underbelly (2 staples)

But, maybe that’s because she was outside and needed to be strong, cuz once she got home she had a 180 degree change, limping and crying. 2 nights ago, I went through Japanese Torture, because she kept on crying and I had to wake up and pat her to go back to sleep, she was thirsty so I sleep-walked to getting her a bowl of water. She woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to walk around, but she was in pain, so couldn’t stand up. Goodnessssssssssssssssssssssss. I slept a total of 2 hours that night.
Anyways, she is much better today. I speak about her as if she is human, with human emotions and human logic. Cesar Milan (the dog whisperer) would shake his head in disapproval.

Photos of Perdy the Warrior.