Snakes on the Plane

Dear Readers,

So...I was watching SNAKES ON THE PLANE on HBO and it is one of the most ghetto movies ever. Its equivalent to Children of the Corn, and Village of the Damned.

Those movies are so good to watch when you are having a really crappy day, a movie that makes no sense, that is incredibly corny and low budget. Gets you laughing so hard you'll suffer stomach cramps.

For example **** SPOILER ALERT ****

Samuel L. Jackson gets this genius idea to rid the plane of snakes by SHOOTING at the windows. And he tells everyone to "Hold on, its going to be windy, and cold and try to hold your breath as long as possible" He shoots, and hurrah! the snakes are flying out of the windows, are bashing against the walls and dying....meanwhile everyone is like being blown away clinging to ropes, screaming. Then Samuel L crawls his way to the cockpit with the save-the-day-gamer-pilot and they shut the cockpit doors, and everything is great....except for the passengers outside the cockpit who are still screaming and dying from the airpressure. hahaha.

Super ghetto. Whoever approved that script?? And guess what, there is a "Snakes on the Plane" song!!!

Okay I better catch some sleep.
'Til tomorrow.
Stacy